The true Eragon were all the Eragons we made along the Eragon.
We're Back, now we can finally talk about all the... hmm. Look, we promise something will happen in these books eventually.
So Eragon tripped over his dick, became a dragon rider, cursed a child, etc, etc, whatever. Let's talk about what's really important, elf penises!
Hey guys did you know that Arya is super hot though.
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